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“Here is the
Help Available to You from 'Makehits' to make your dreams come true”
'You can make today's music and tomorrow's HITS!'
The
Makehits Site plays host to
'The Serious Writers Guild' and 'The Serious Performers
Guild'.....both Guilds dedicated to giving the best music and performing
programs and a service second to none - helping songwriters and performers to
get that success they crave for...whether it be financial success or just the
knowledge that they are 'doing it right' and enjoying the process.
All the programs are cost effective, think of our prices in terms of cups
of coffee per week, then, more importantly, the amount of dosh that can be
earned with the knowledge...you will be shocked!
We specifically cater for
songwriters, performers, producers, singers, musicians and anyone interested
in learning the Pro tricks and know-how and particularly those wanting to get
out of 'amateur' mode and get on that road to certain success....whatever you
perceive success to be. You can be a mighty player in Showbusiness just as Dec
has become through his years in the business he loves. To his pals, from that
exclusive 'Number One in the Charts' club: Val Doonican, Bert Weedon....he is
certainly 'top of the tree'. "It's only hard work".
We provide specialist knowledge, advice and encouragement that is not
available anywhere else....and certainly not available on the Net....the
secret skills, tricks, know-how that the Members of the Guilds use to make
themselves successful.
We offer special incentives....for instance, if you join
'The Serious Writers Guild' or 'The Serious Performers Guild' you will
get TOTAL access by phone/fax/Email/letter direct to Dec Cluskey's
personal studio....currently recording his band's 61st album (yep, sixty
first!) he will actually answer the phone.....what could he do for your career
right now? You will have his direct - line number. Check out the Guinness Book
of Hit Records for his discography or the band's site www.the-----.co.uk.
Our customer service is better than anything you have ever encountered. Our
monthly program books are delivered spot on the date...and every query and any
communication is guaranteed to be answered and dealt with within 12
hours....
THE PROGRAMS
The ten month
program of 2 books per month written by Dec Cluskey that started it all.
Responsible for catapulting so many of the Members of
'The Serious Writers Guild' to massive success.
Would you like Dec to show you success?
Success like playing gigs with George Harrison on probably his
last major Gig....George, Brian May, Lonnie Donegan, Mike Reid, Bruce Welsh,
Chas Mc Devitt, Con and his brother Dec, Bert Weedon and introduced by
Phil Collins.
![Bruce Welsh [Shadows], Joe Brown and George Harrison on the Gig](brucejoe.jpg)
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Member's Success
Story:
"In June I presented his songs to major Record companies and they all gave
him an offer straight away..
Today ‘B’ has a £½Million contract with Sony plus a Publishing Contract for
another 6 figure sum"
Peter Boniface [Member No.: STR0540030W]
"tipped to become the next big British R&B Star next year"
What is
the 'How To Make A $Million From your Music' program?
A 'Teaching Materials' book and a 'Hard Music Facts' book in A4 format
delivered to your door each month for ten months crammed full of knowledge,
tricks and techniques that are unavailable anywhere else. The real chance to
make a lifetime dream come true.
What's in it for me??
You will get the real story of how to gain success, fame and fortune in the
most lucrative Industry in the world...the Music Industry.
What else will I
get??
24/7 access to Dec himself....he Gigs with the Mighty...here he is on that
famous Gig playing beside Brian May....what could you learn from him? He will
talk to you personally by phone 10am to 9pm GMT, Monday to Friday. and fax,
Email, Letter - seven days a week, 24 hours a day. Dec will answer any
question...if he doesn't know the answer he will get it in 24 hours,
guaranteed.
Heard enough? Want to get going now? Click
here for fast application.
Fast order bonus: - order within seven days
and receive "Uncle Dec's Lil' Instruction Book - Vol II" [worth
$24.67] absolutely FREE as a 'thank-you' from Dec.
COST: £187 or $297 Click
here for fast application.
PROJECTED EARNINGS: One Top Ten Single
can earn £150,000... $216,000.
Career Prospects: Easily $Millionaire
status.
WARNING: Please do not apply if you are
not serious. This is not a 'Get Rich Quick Scheme'. Music demands 100%
committment and 100% effort, nothing less. It is hard and dedicated work.
Another ten months of mighty,
unheard of techniques, for those double died serious guys in the
business...written after demands from the Members for even more 'professional',
'advanced' techniques. Learn the secrets of the Master Writers like Brian
Bennett, his first Multi Million Hit was 'Summer Holiday' for Cliff Richard, and
now writes film scores, TV scores...truly a Master...pictured here with
Dec.
What is it?
The innermost secrets of the real Record and Publishing Industry revealed. A
genuine 'master class' for those with the 'killer attitude' necessary for huge
success. The recording and writing skills of the Masters revealed.
What's in it for me?
You will learn the skills that made Dec fortunes in the Business. Even down
to merchandising, stage skills, TV skills, image, photographic skills. Dec will
also encourage you to write, make and prepare two Potential Hit Records which he
will evaluate himself for Hit Potential, quality, production skills etc. and
also bring the tracks to two of his high profile Record Company friends....where
could this end?
What else will I get?
Not only Dec's legendary guarantee but a guarantee that if you don't DOUBLE
your earnings from music in the ten months then Dec will return every penny to
you. No questions asked.
| Member's Success Story:
"Album and 3 tracks having charted in the European country charts. Thank
you.
I've just finished polishing my new Porsche, deep Copenhagen blue and shines
like a b**ch. Not a typical Country artiste's car but it works for me. I've got
a UK distribution deal that kicks in on the 1st of August, airplay from an album
in the UK, Australia and America and not part of some 'compilation I'll make you
a star' deal'.
Kas (Email) [Master Class Member: MAS00598]
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Heard
enough? Want to get going now? Click
here for fast application.
COST: £175 or $195 Click
here for fast application.
PROJECTED EARNINGS: Top Ten Singles can
earn minimum £150,000 each.
Career Prospects: With each track
earning progressively more as your reputation grows then $Millionaire status is
easily guaranteed. Dec's advice on how to optimize earnings is invaluable. Built
on a lifetime of experience.
WARNING: Please do not apply if you are
not at least an Associate Member of 'The Serious Writers Guild'. The material is
far too complex and demanding for the average musician/songwriter, your
application will, almost definitely, be refused. It is aimed at the tiny
percentage of successful songwriters and music makers who are already
successful.
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"The Serious
Performers Guild" |
After the success of the 'Serious Writers Guild' Dec was persuaded to write a similar ten
month course strictly for Performers....all the tricks that took DEC and his
band from The Ed Sullivan Show to The Royal Variety Show....to The Palladium,
Wembley, Earls Court....world tours, TV series, song festivals throughout the
world....all his secrets are here. Dec's band gave career launches to so many
Stars...Freddie Starr, Michael Barrymore, Cilla Black, Mike Yarwood, Lenni
Henry, Frank Carson, Freddie Davies, even Roy Walker? The game show
Super-Star...here with Dec.
What is the program all about?
Ten months of intensive two books a month training to give an unbelievable
edge to your performing whether that be stage, TV, Film, Radio.
What's in it for me?
You will learn all the 'Robbie' tricks the 'Eternal' tricks the 'Eminem'
tricks...all the closely guarded performing skills that no one will tell
you.
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Our best story: "Dec, thank you for all the help you gave me in starting my career"
A note from Michael Barrymore [voted UK's top TV personality, year on year]
I would like to tell you about Freddie Starr, Lenni Henry, Cilla Black, Hey! Cilla's manager [her son Robert] has warned me not to - Hmmmmmmm? Strange that!
Member's
Success Story:
NOW I'M STARRING IN THE
WEST END (London) IN 4 STEPS TO HEAVEN AT THE PICCADILLY THEATRE. BY THE WAY ALL
THIS HAS HAPPENED & I'VE ONLY READ HALF THE COURSE. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK
AND FINISH IT, THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS.... [Rebel Dean, (London)]
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What else will I get?
Just like the Writers: 24/7 access to Dec himself....by phone 10am
to 9pm GMT, Monday to Friday. and fax, Email, Letter seven days a week 24 hours
a day. Dec will answer any question...if he doesn't know the answer he will get
it in 24 hours, guaranteed.
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Heard
enough? Want to get going now? Click
here for fast application.
COST: £175 or $195 Click
here for fast application.
PROJECTED EARNINGS: I was asked to do a prediction of earnings for a court case...I told the legal people: "expect him to earn £7.9 Mill".
Career Prospects: A long career with the success that you plan...work as long as you see fit. Again, Dec's advice on how to optimize earnings is invaluable. Built
on a lifetime of experience.
Fast order bonus: - order within seven days
and receive "Uncle Dec's Lil' Instruction Book" [worth $24.67]
absolutely FREE as a 'thank-you' from Dec.
This is the
ultimate in 'skills' learning...nowhere has this information been
available...the genuine audience killing stuff....standing ovation? No
problem...and each time you perform...taught by the guy who got four standing
ovations in a twenty minute appearance with Johnny Mathis, Paul Williams,
Howard Keel a couple of months ago.
"FOUR legends, Dec Cluskey, Paul Williams, Howard Keel,
Johnny Mathis - join in song for NSPCC charity"
What is it?
Again the same format...ten months of mind hurting knowlege that
will make you scornful of other's talents....you will walk, talk and act like a
superstar....success is automatic when you learn this stuff.
What's in it for me?
The full on availablility of Dec to answer the questions, give you
encouragemnt and help you over the 'brick wall' if it appears....priceless.
What else will I get?
Just like the writers, Dec will encourage you to construct a
'killer' presentation...he will encourage you to let him hear it, let him see it
and then will get the opinion of two of his Show Biz biggies....Dec will make
sure you succeed.
Dec says: "When you spend your career with legends, mix and
perform with legends, then, eventually, it dawns on you that YOU,
indeed, are a legend as well, and you owe it to Show Business to pass on your
knowledge...the tricks that made you a Star!" Here with the mighty
Ken Dodd, how many Number Ones did he have?
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Heard
enough? Want to get going now? Click
here for fast application.
COST: £175 or $195 Click
here for fast application.
PROJECTED EARNINGS: Think of what Englebert has earned...Tom Jones? How about Mick Jagger...and then Enrique Iglesias, today. What will he earn?
Career Prospects: A long career is normal...and then retire [only if you want to] in luxury.
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Dec's advice :
Get
in touch personally. Email dec@makehits.co.uk to discuss what
you want to achieve in music....reply guaranteed within 12
hours (unless Dec is on tour, then allow 24hours).
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"Uncle Dec's
Lil' Instruction Book
-VOL 11"
The latest in an increasing range of Music Success books written by
Dec...just released and causing chaos in the Music Industry.....
Wanna know more? [CLICK HERE]
Quick application button...click here
for a quick order
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"How To Start
Your Own Publishing Business For Less Than £100"
Now ready - setting the Music Industry on it's head.....
First printing sold out in three weeks...now, second printing
available...don't miss out this time.....
Fireworks are flying as Dec let's these well kept secrets out of the
bag....
CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO , bookmark this page.
Quick application button..available NOW , bookmark this page.click here for a quick order
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'The
Manual'-
[How To Have A Number
One The Easy Way]
The impossible to find, legendary book by Jimmy Cauty and Bill
Drummond....a collector's item...priceless! Quick application button: click here for a quick order
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- “Isn’t there a famous book that tells you how to get a Number One the
easy way?”
- “Didn’t that guy from KLF get a Number One with no money in his
pocket...and wrote a book about it”
- “I heard that a guy burned £1 Million on an island somewhere after he
had a Number One”
The MANUAL is an unparalleled expose of the
reality behind the Pop Business and while the names at the top of the charts may
have changed since it’s first issue, the mechanics of financing, producing and
promoting a hit as set out in the book remain absolutely relevant.
I have managed to acquire a limited supply of this ‘collectors’ item....it’s
a legend already and priceless....apart from being a bl**dy good read.
“Would you like to know how to get a
Number One the easy way?”
Just fill in the application certificate click here for a quick order
..... The supply is strictly limited so it’s got to be first come first
served....sorry! APPLY NOW....
Click here to ask Dec about any of the products...reply in 12 hours
max.
Become a Program Member of the 'The Serious Writers Guild' CLICK HERE
| Our guarantee is legendary, the best on the Net and worth
repeating:
If you ever pay DEC for anything, if you are not happy at anytime in
your life with the product, then return it for a complete, no-quibble,
courteous refund! DEC means it! Even if you don't like the color of the
paper.
That's not only a guarantee it's a personal promise
"There Is No Catch"
"There Is No Risk"
Become a Program Member of the 'The Serious Writers
Guild'
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